I Am Greatness Personified
I am super awesome, you want to bow before me.
One day I will rule the world, I even have a guide to do it, put together with my cousin!!!
and all who are mean to me will *DUM DUM DUM!*
SUFFER!!!!
Caesar’s Mistakes
Julius Caesars 2 problems was that he started out to late, and got too big of a head.
He started on the path to military and political conquest in his late 30’s/early 40’s. If he started in his 20’s he could have done it.
Also, someone who goes around proclaiming himself a god and putting on red boots (which only a king wears) shouldn’t expect a good reception. eventually, when he became dictator the other senators got ticked and stabbed him in the back. metaphorically and literally.
Wow, you do seem to like yourself… ; )
Caesar would be so proud of you right now! (sniff) I wish he could be here to see it.
A – I Am the greatest being on this earth lol, and its okay since no one even reads it!
B – I am the reincarnate of him so he is here to see it!!!!!
Do you like foodcourts? Aren’t they just soooooo nifty?!?!? I bet you wish you could have some more choice fast food!!!
I know, they’re soooooo awesome!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I must say, however, that I agree that you’re cousin was a literate genius in that work on world domination. All my college students have that as required reading. However, I was wondering if you’re red boots are getting a little small. I know a great shoe maker who could fit you with some studded with rubies. I do hope you consider this offer.
A – Youre in 9th grade you LIAR
B – Been there, conquered that, Got the rubies 😉