I Am Greatness Personified

I am super awesome, you want to bow before me.

One day I will rule the world, I even have a guide to do it, put together with my cousin!!!

and all who are mean to me will *DUM DUM DUM!*


Caesar’s Mistakes

Julius Caesars 2 problems was that he started out to late, and got too big of a head.

He started on the path to military and political conquest in his late 30’s/early 40’s. If he started in his 20’s he could have done it.

Also, someone who goes around proclaiming himself a god and putting on red boots (which only a king wears) shouldn’t expect a good reception. eventually, when he became dictator the other senators got ticked and stabbed him in the back. metaphorically and literally.